get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
when none of ur internet friends are online
only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying
"Welcome, passengers, I’m Captain Eddy of Eddy’s Creek Cruise. Where you get more bank, for your buck. I’d like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 Fingers Eddward!"
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Deathigner - short film
..In which the children of the gods of Death attend reaper-school.
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy